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It is all about me anyway, isn't it? If you don't like that, go make your own stupid web site for crying out loud...

You saw the picture on the front page. That's pretty much what I look like. Except for the blond hair.
Oh yeah, and the two eyes. I really only have one eye in the center of my forehead.
But everything else is pretty accurate.
Oh, and I'm really of African descent.

I've lived in California my whole life. I was born here as a matter of fact. Things were pretty sweet all the way through the early 80's. Then, shit-loads of morons started moving to California, and started screwing things up - like housing prices. Then these same morons start complaining about how expensive it is to live in California! So leave already!!!! You've made it too expensive for me and I was born here, you freak!!!
Native Californians should get a rebate check or something when they want to buy a house.

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My Alter Ego

If I could be anybody...

I'd probably look like this. I'd be lead guitar player in the only band that ever mattered - The Spiders From Mars. If you think Glam-Rock means bands like Poison and Cinderella, you are sorely mistaken. Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders were the pinnacle of Glam. They defined Glam.
This really is a picture of me during Halloween a couple of years ago.
Don't I look HOT???

Favorites

Here's a list of some of my favorite DVD's (in no particular order):

Velvet Goldmine, the first Matrix, Galaxy Quest, Blade Runner, The Fifth Element, the Farscape T.V. series on DVD, Led Zeppelin Live set, The Sixth Sense, Pulp Fiction, Princes "Rave Unto The Year 2000, and the Lord of the Rings series.  
Oh yeah, and Casablanca

Here's a list of some of my favorite music:

Bowie of course. Zeppelin, um... Zeppelin, and uh... Zeppelin. There are other bands of course. At least, that's what someone told me.